Sexy Barb
I’m sorry

This poem is for everyone in the world who is going through problems of their own. May the happy things keep you going. I’m sorry it wasn’t enough for me. I’m sorry I tried and failed. But thank you to the people who cared for me. I love you all, I’m sorry it wasn’t enough. I love you. I’m sorry.

Here you are, about to fall into dream,

Wondering how life could seem,

So vivid and distorted to the core,

Like a 50’s flick you just adore

The river running down and down.

Red taking over and you bear no sound.

You picture happy things,

As your mind falls in the dream

And like clouds suddenly rolling in,

You realise the truth, oh so thin.

Then skies come again,

Then along comes the rain.

Until you stop, so quiet,

As soft as the sea, so silent.

Your inner self obliviously surrounds,

But you just keep going round and round.

Permanent memories so pure,

There to remind you of the lure.

It pushes and pushes and pushes,

Drowning you in its untruthful bushes.

The shade on the flowers,

Have taken away their powers.

No control is left.

Their daily friend has kept.

But as you stare into empty space,

Believing you’re a waste.

And all the while hoping for wings,

All you wish is to dream of happy things.

I’m sorry, I love you. Stay in there. Stay strong. Goodbye.

x.

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Im Luke, my girlfriend Kate was just diagnosed with cancer and lost all her hair. So for her, I shaved my head as well.
I love this girl, please keep her in your prayers <3
Please reblog to show her that people out there care.

I mean how could I not re-blog this.
really though^


Always rebloging. Always.

No matter what blog style ❤

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Both are beautiful :)

powerhull:

tigur:

perfae:

kissuhble:

chill-d:

lifeinmyworldx10:

l-u-ke:

Im Luke, my girlfriend Kate was just diagnosed with cancer and lost all her hair. So for her, I shaved my head as well.

I love this girl, please keep her in your prayers <3

Please reblog to show her that people out there care.

I mean how could I not re-blog this.

really though^

Always rebloging. Always.

No matter what blog style ❤

aw

Both are beautiful :)

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recharges:

can we just

i’ve reblogged this like 4 times, i love it so much

reunified:

recharges:

can we just

i’ve reblogged this like 4 times, i love it so much

12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.

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Let's get weird
1) Sexuality? Gay
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? -
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "...of occasions when he was visiting and grabbed his suitcase."
4) What do you think about most? Suicide
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? She's my inspiration
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Both
7) What's your strangest talent? Writing but not strange
8) Girls are all beautiful; Boys are all handsome
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Nope
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never
11) Do you have any strange phobias? No
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes
13) What's your religion? Atheist
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Getting back inside
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Don't have one
17) What was the last lie you told? I told my parents I'm fine
18) Do you believe in karma? Oh god yes
19) What does your URL mean? Lady gaga clash songs judas/alejandro
20) What is your greatest weakness: pity - ; your greatest strength? i have no strengths
21) Who is your celebrity crush? Matt homer
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no
23) How do you vent your anger? Not answering this
24) Do you have a collection of anything? Friday the 13th series
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting
26) Are you happy with the person you've become? No
27) What's a sound you hate: parents - sound you love: dreams
28) What's your biggest "what if"? what if it doesn't get better
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes to both
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right: laptop charger Left: School bag
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? mum's chicken soup
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to? School
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? East Coast easily
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Rihanna
35) To you, what is the meaning of life? Hell
36) Define Art. Art is anything you want it to be
37) Do you believe in luck? I do
38) What's the weather like right now? Cloudy, nighttime
39) What time is it? 6: 04pm
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yeah, and no.
41) What was the last book you read? 50 shades freed
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? I do lol
43) Do you have any nicknames? Tonyho
44) What was the last movie you saw? Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had? Fell down the library steps and twisted my ankle.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? No
47) Do you have any obsessions right now? No
48) What's your sexual orientation? hmm, gay?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yes, apparently i stuck my pen up a girl's vagina in science
50) Do you believe in magic? Nope
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? No, there's no point
52) What is your astrological sign? Libra
53) Do you save money or spend it? Spend it!!
54) What's the last thing you purchased? Food
55) Love or lust? Love
56) In a relationship? No
57) How many relationships have you had? Nada
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No
59) Where were you yesterday? Home
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? A highlighter
61) Are you wearing socks right now? No
62) What's your favorite animal? Sloth
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I don't want anybody to get involved with me and the problems i bring
64) Where is your best friend? At home
65) Spit or swallow?(; Swallow
66) What is your heritage? Brazillian
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Shaking
68) What do you think is Satan's last name? I think Satan is his last name
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Yeah duh
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? No, not at all
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? SAVE THA DOG
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? I tell no one, but stay with my family and friends. Why make them suffer for an extra month?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Trust, without trust you can't have love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? DJ Fresh - Gold Dust or Gold Trans Am - Ke$ha
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 9458
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust and honesty.
77) How can I win your heart? I won't let you win my heart.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? It sure can.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Won't say.
80) What size shoes do you wear? Cbf to look
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? R.I.P Tony?
82) What is your favorite word? Ridonkulus
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Break
84) What is a saying you say a lot? I dont have one
85) What's the last song you listened to? The Story of the Raven and the Mushroom Man - Lisa Mitchell
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? - Black, red
87) What is your current desktop picture? Possessed girl from Evil Dead.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Me.
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? If I could die instantly by choice without pain, would I take it?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? I laugh and tell them to fuck off and get back to their tombs.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Invisibility.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? A time where I was happy.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? I would erase my whole life.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Justin timberlake
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Brazil.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail? No
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? No
98) Ever been on a plane? Yes
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? I love you all.
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What is it with Jessie J’s face…?

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That silent car ride when your mom had to pick you up from school for misbehaving and you’re not sure what her punishment is going to be…

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“She’s planning something, I know it!”